Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for September 25, 2020

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    RobinHood  almost 4 years ago

    Being a pirate is all fun and games, ’til somebody loses a leg,

    It hurts like the dickens, your pace never quickens,

    Hopping around on a peg,

    Ask your sweetheart to marry, but too long you’ve tarried,

    ‘Cos now you can’t kneel down and beg,

    Being a pirate is all fun and games, ’til somebody loses a leg.

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    Concretionist  almost 4 years ago

    Did they have right and left shoes in those days?

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Well, the mateys now have their captain pegged.

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    wiatr  almost 4 years ago

    So that’s the chest he left behind with all the left boots.

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    eromlig  almost 4 years ago

    He needs to go to The Pirate Exchange. Surely there’s a buccaneer somewhere with a right peg.

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    b.m.razzilla  almost 4 years ago

    I’ve heard of booty calls…but this is ridiculous…

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    They found the pirate’s booty!

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    fullmoondeb Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Is that a foot locker?

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    jpayne4040  almost 4 years ago

    How did that chest get “left” behind in the first place?

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    VictoryRider  almost 4 years ago

    I’m wondering if Dave got the idea for this because last Saturday was Talk Like a Pirate Day.

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    gokar RLV  almost 4 years ago

    Ahh, found the booty(ie).

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    Gent  almost 4 years ago

    Arr. Let’s boot him out, I say. Mutiny! Arrr!

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    Tom  almost 4 years ago


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    kartis  almost 4 years ago

    A week too late for Talk Like A Pirate Day, matey! What has 8 legs, 8 arms and 8 eyes? 8 pirates!

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    MichaelHelwig  almost 4 years ago

    Take ‘em to Lafite’s Second Hand store.

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    Lady loves a joke  almost 4 years ago

    The next one will have his spare hooks and eye patches..

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    garcoa  almost 4 years ago

    Take your pick, boys, that is your pay for the month. AARRRGH!

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    The Reader Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Pirate booty!!!!

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    petermerck  almost 4 years ago

    Loot-boot, who can keep track?

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    J Short  almost 4 years ago

    The socks were lost in the dryer.

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    guitarpicker56  almost 4 years ago

    Any boot that remains behind is a left boot.

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    Ricky Bennett  almost 4 years ago

    This story needs a reboot…

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    Lightpainter  almost 4 years ago

    Why did he bury all those boots, in case his left foot grew back?

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    Shadowlands  almost 4 years ago

    Pirate booty! ;-)

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