Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for July 31, 2020

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    jreckard  almost 4 years ago

    He’s lieing through his baleen.

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    Leojim  almost 4 years ago

    Abort the mission

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    Nachikethass  almost 4 years ago

    He doesn’t believe in asking for guidance, I suppose!

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    AtariDragon  almost 4 years ago

    That would have been a plausible excuse ~3 million years ago, when the Isthmus of Panama formed.

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    jpayne4040  almost 4 years ago

    Maybe you have a problem following directions.

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    kelese  almost 4 years ago

    I knew I should have turned left at Albuquerque!

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    P51Strega  almost 4 years ago

    It was a fluke in the programming.

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    P51Strega  almost 4 years ago

    Now, just hump back to the water or you’ll be sad and blue.

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    DavidSharp Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Hoping to find out more about smartphones for whales. Waterproof, receive signals underwater and giant screens. I’m sure they could be marketed to humans.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 4 years ago

    His natural sense of direction has gone kaflooey again….

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    J Short  almost 4 years ago

    He always thinks he’s Wright.

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    wbezemek  almost 4 years ago

    Back in the 70s after the freedom marches, peaceful sit-ins, etc.. I figured out whales were beaching in protest of what we were doing to the oceans in terms of pollution.

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    garcoa  almost 4 years ago

    Just take it back to the store and get an updated model.

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    homeboy  almost 4 years ago


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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 4 years ago

    GPS should help you be punctuwhale.

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    petermerck  almost 4 years ago

    We trip into water fountains and off docks while looking at phones so why not whales falling onto a beach.

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 4 years ago

    Men will never ask for directions.

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    the lost wizard  almost 4 years ago

    Quit your wailing.

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    The Brooklyn Accent  almost 4 years ago

    Do whales use cell phones? I thought they used iPods.

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    mwksix  almost 4 years ago

    She insisted that he should stop and ask for directions at that last whaling station…

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    Teto85 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Well, that’s better than being a nuclear tipped missile. 42.

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    Cactus-Pete  almost 4 years ago

    Stupid whale. GPS is a system of satellites and knows nothing at all about landmarks. He should have gotten something with maps, like a navigation system.

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    namelocdet  almost 4 years ago

    Back-beach driver.

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    j.l.farmer  almost 4 years ago

    hope the tide comes in soon!

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    neatslob Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    The 2016 navigation update from Honda still didn’t know about a commercial shopping “village” that was built in 1999.

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