Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for April 01, 2020

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    Ed A.  almost 2 years ago

    No. No I would not.

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    Concretionist  almost 2 years ago

    Apple just sent me a questionnaire about how much I enjoyed the laptop I bought a few years back. I gave them at most ★★★

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    It’s a nice place . . . except for the people.

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    Zykoic  almost 2 years ago

    Gamma ray burst sterilizing overdue.

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    cdward  almost 2 years ago

    As with all things, kind of depends on what the options are.

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    mddshubby2005  almost 2 years ago

    It’s always better before all the tourists show up.

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    Zev  Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    The customer service is sometimes erratic.

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    WilliamRichmond  almost 2 years ago

    Not right now…until the quarantine is lifted…

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    clacou  almost 2 years ago

    It could use a deep cleanup…

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    P51Strega  almost 2 years ago

    There is no space for comments because they don’t use that kind of language there.

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    DavidSharp Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Ask me again once I’ve spent a few years up here in “heaven”.

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    dflak  almost 2 years ago

    It could be a nice place. Too bad the current residents are trashing the place.

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    dcrossman  almost 2 years ago

    Review: more suited to carbon-based life than any other known planet. 2.5 stars.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 2 years ago

    Not applicable @ This time….

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    Kaputnik  almost 2 years ago

    After you’ve been in Heaven for a while, do you get another satisfaction questionnaire? “Would you recommend Paradise to a friend?”

    Being of a somewhat literal turn of mind, I dislike those survey questions, would you recommend “our-store” to a friend? I can’t help thinking how rare it is that there is an occasion to recommend any local business to anybody.

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    Blaidd Drwg Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    HHGTTG: ‘Harmless’, updated to ‘Mostly Harmless’.

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    Without knowing the alternatives I’d say it could be better in many aspects.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 2 years ago

    The hot-tub was awesome and breakfast was delicious.

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    SunflowerGirl100  almost 2 years ago

    The only planet that could seriously be made habitable is Venus because it is the closest in size to earth. Now how one would terraform it is another question. Even if a way was found, it would probably take centuries if not millenia. Nope, we’re better off trying to keep earth habitable.

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    cableguy1960  almost 2 years ago

    Not these days…

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    streetbeater  almost 2 years ago

    I love the earth, as to the inhabitants?

    “I love mankind… It’s people I can’t stand.” – Charles Schulz

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    SandShark Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    What a miserable dump of a planet. It’s the Motel 6 of the galaxy.

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    amaneaux  almost 2 years ago

    “The accommodations were nice, but the neighbors were intolerable!”

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    Ponykeg Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Could covid be Ma Nature’s way of an extreme spring cleaning?

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    Eric Klein  almost 2 years ago

    Wait, I had an option for somewhere else?

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    Patinphx Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    That’s a “10” and “yes!”

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    Stephen Gilberg  almost 2 years ago

    Uh, how would I get a friend who wasn’t on Earth?

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    the lost wizard  almost 2 years ago

    It’s a little crowded but they seem to be working on that.

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Currently? NO!

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    edbos1_1  almost 2 years ago

    “Earth’s the right place for love: I don’t know where it’s likely to go better.” – Robert Frost

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    Daeder  almost 2 years ago

    Maybe in the past I would have, but not now.

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    Earthling Premium Member over 1 year ago


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