Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for January 26, 2020

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    WMORAN1  over 3 years ago

    You mean, two wrongs do make a right?

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    Dtroutma  over 3 years ago

    ‘Bout right.

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    allen@home  over 3 years ago

    Looks to me the test dummy is no dummy.

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    finkd  over 3 years ago

    He missed the wall, but he wiped out the traffic cones.

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    mddshubby2005  over 3 years ago

    And then the scientists realized they were testing Waymo’s self-driving car…

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    gopher gofer  over 3 years ago

    with this experiment they’ve obviously hit a wall…

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    MikeJ  over 3 years ago

    Reminds me of the beautiful young Asian woman that nearly lost her life in front of my office, missing the tractor, but going under the rear wheels of the trailer. If the impact hadn’t rotated her car, the wheels of the trailer would have run right over the driver’s position.

    Texting while driving kills. DON’T.

    I don’t know what was more amazing, the fact the she was alive and relatively unharmed, or the driving skills of the tractor trailer driver who balanced his truck on a sidewalk trying to avoid the collision.

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Someone give it a copy of “Crash Tests for Dummies”.

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    SHIVA  over 3 years ago

    So maybe whatever they’re testing worked!!!

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    jpayne4040  over 3 years ago

    I don’t think he’s complaining.

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    cdward  over 3 years ago

    So…. texting and driving is … safer?

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    dflak  over 3 years ago

    Whenever I pass someone who is looking at his/her phone, I lean on the horn. I want them to know I am there. They can hit and kill somebody else.

    I have enough trouble operating my windshield wipers and heater – reading and composing text messages isn’t in my repertoire.

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    Andrew Sleeth  over 3 years ago

    As someone who neither uses SMS nor reads text messages, I can only assume the humor here must arise from myths about the lucky folks who do. Unfortunately, though, the reality is probably more akin to drunk driving, where it’s always the drunkard who takes one or two lives but escapes unscathed himself.

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    thielsev  over 3 years ago

    Don’t see the humor in this.

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    ajakimber425  over 3 years ago

    Making that one, not so dumb!

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    The Reader Premium Member over 3 years ago

    This reminds me of Dr. Johnny Fever’s sobriety test.

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    NaturLvr  over 3 years ago

    Yes, missed the wall…but they will then proceed to wipe out innocent folks on foot, motorcycle, oncoming car, etc. And walk away with a ticket for inattentive driving, if that.

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    stillfickled Premium Member over 3 years ago

    If i’m in a store shopping and someone isn’t watching where they’re going because they’re looking at their phones I don’t move out of the way anymore!

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    WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago

    However, he knocked over the human cut-outs and a cardboard parked car…

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    Bryan Farht  over 3 years ago

    This is proof that texting behind the wheel it’s much safer!

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