Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for November 22, 2019

No doubt about it, he’s another ‘smart’ phone zombie.

Sounds phony to me.

“Even the DNR order he signed stands for ‘Do Not Recharge’.”

You don’t have to be a brain surgeon to figure that out!!!

When the phone is smarter than the owner.

I spend 12 hours a day sitting at my PC. One of the things i like to comment on is how all these kids are addicted to their phones!

25 years ago it would have been the patient’s male member. Never thought that would change!

What happened to the poor millennial to cause him to have brain surgery?

Electronic devices are bitter sweet!

And you’ll have to pry it from his cold dead hands, too.

Hard wired

Oooh. Yeah…touch that again. I need to send an instagram of this surgery.

Well done doctor.. this one is a success.. Now the next test will be to see if it passes on to his heirs.

terminal man

We might as well pronounce Him Brain Dead, no further Diagnostics Needed. :-}

Probably to call a malpractice lawyer…

Seriously though, I hear it is near impossible to sue for malpractice.

It’s probably that constant ringing in his ear.

This looks like another game of operation to me. Maybe the doctor will get the water on the knee next.

Ooh. I want to play Operation.

So they finally created something which replaces men’s former, most common thoughts? Ladies be glad!

Neuroplasticity.

Why is his phone in the surgery room?