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Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for November 14, 2019

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    RAGs  2 months ago

    He got lost and had to wing it.

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    Farside99  2 months ago

    I just flew in from L.A., and boy are my wings tired!

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    finkd  2 months ago

    So he’s a little late ; don’t make a big flap about it.

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    mddshubby2005  2 months ago

    They don’t tell you that the size of the bell determines the size of the wings.

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    juncarlo  2 months ago

    “I was in a waiting room called Purgatory.”

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    pauline_gangof4  2 months ago

    And they say size doesn’t matter.

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    Nachikethass  2 months ago
    ‘I guarantee you, there’s no problem.’
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    Concretionist  2 months ago

    When I get to Heaven, I ain’t gonna need no glasses. And, since it’s Heaven I’ll be able to just tug my halo out big enough and step through it to wherever I want to go!

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    J Short Premium Member 2 months ago

    Trying to leave a smaller carbon wingprint.

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    unfair.de  2 months ago

    Some fly, some flutter.

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    DanFlak  2 months ago

    That’s not the way I plan to arrive. I’ll come in at full throttle, tires squealing and drifting sideways into the parking spot. It’s been a good ride so far.

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    J Quest  2 months ago

    Ran out of Red Bull?

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    cdward  2 months ago

    Always did like Minis…

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    Zebrastripes  2 months ago

    There was a scuffle in the waiting room…

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    anonlthr  2 months ago

    “Don’t feel so bad, did you see the Pope on rollerskates?”

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    kartis  2 months ago

    Made it on a wing and a prayer.

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    donwalter  2 months ago

    Stopped to play nine along the way…

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    awgiedawgie Premium Member 2 months ago

    You see these things? I could have walked here faster!

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    Minfidel Premium Member 2 months ago

    When my grandmother turned 90 she said, “So many of my friends have gone home to be with the Lord, and they’re probably wondering what happened to me.” She made them wait until she was 102!

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    ƹʅɗʘ "Dirt Yurt" ɗ'ʘraɗʘ  2 months ago

    https://youtu.be/U5Vki76x-EU

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    Another Take  2 months ago

    Those big wing guys are compensating for something. little tiny halos maybe?

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    thelost wizard  2 months ago

    I told you that they had to be dry cleaned.

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    colcam  2 months ago

    He had to take care of a defective heating unit downstairs.

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    WCraft Premium Member 2 months ago

    Must have been a very small bell ringing…

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    Old Man River Premium Member 2 months ago

    Held up by life

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    cuzinron47  2 months ago

    He got tied up in customs.

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    KEA  2 months ago

    I wonder if wing size is related to worth

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    SHIVA  2 months ago

    He got the new hybrid wings.

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    Altar_Ego  2 months ago

    Sorry Sir, first day on new wings.

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    ƹʅɗʘ "Dirt Yurt" ɗ'ʘraɗʘ  2 months ago

    ! This just flew in: His Arms aren’t tired.

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    g.lutton  2 months ago

    Wishing each other dead is quite typical of believers.

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