Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for November 10, 2019

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 4 years ago

    First baby?

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    Altar_Ego  over 4 years ago

    and so begins feeding the AI master – Hey Siri, what am I about to think next?

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    mddshubby2005  over 4 years ago

    “Your cry is important to us. Please continue to wail.”

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    Farside99  over 4 years ago

    They’re videoing my whole life. I must be the center of the universe!

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    SHIVA  over 4 years ago

    The Truman Show.

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    Gent  over 4 years ago

    Privacy policy and terms of service, eh?

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    cubswin2016  over 4 years ago

    Big brother is watching you.

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    josballard  over 4 years ago

    Wait until the drone is following you on dates.

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    Plumbob Wilson  over 4 years ago

    There are still grainy 8 mm home movies shot 60 years ago of kids growing up in the suburbs. I wonder how many cell phone mp4s will still be around (and accessible) 60 years from now.

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 4 years ago

    He grew up to be a movie director making films about awful parents.

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    TMMILLER Premium Member over 4 years ago

    My wife’s friend often brings her computer over for me to repair. The repair consists of buying an external HD of some sort, transferring several gigs of pictures to it and handing it back to her.She will routinely take several HUNDRED photos of her child per day.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 4 years ago

    It’s just a fad, they’ll lose focus.

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    flemmingo  over 4 years ago

    I was number one and treated terribly by my father . Mom was the one who loved me and everyone else.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Funny, a salesperson said that yesterday and I said: Nope. I don’t agree to that.

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    clayusmcret Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Stop being their videographers and best friends and instead be a parent. They’ll turn out better for it.

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    BeniHanna6 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Communist China may have the right idea. They are starting to limit screen time, to their youth. Something the west should definitely do. As shown by this cartoon.

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    COL Crash  over 4 years ago

    This may be a lot more extensive than hinted at here.

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 4 years ago

    You can’t name a kid Alexa anymore or you’ll get the computer involved everytime you call her name.

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