The real estate agent snookered them.
The advert said, “pool included”.
They must not be Pocket Mice.
So THAT’s why the sign said “English required”.
Here’s a prime example of not following the old real estate saying… “location, location, location”.
Where’s Naughty Number Nine?
Before the 8 ball comes, we better get outta heeeeeere!
How will they scratch out a living now that they spent all of their pocket money and went in the hole to buy that place?
Weekends are the worst..
And it’s time to move before either one of you gets killed by a ball.
It’ll be hilarious when they start throwing the balls back out of the pocket.
“I thought something FELT wrong about this place.
I can picture a little hand coming up as the winning shot was about to drop.
Could be worse – they could be “behind the eight ball!”
But Honey,How could you of Known? The Realtor told you it Was In A Nice “Holely” Neighborhood !
I always wondered why the corner pocket in our family table looked like it had been chewed on…
Take the cue, and make a break, while you have a chance!
July 17, 2015