Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for August 20, 2019

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    “Will you sign my tablets?”

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    ƹʅɗʘ "ᶜᵃᵖᵖ ᵗᵃˢᵏᵉᵈ ᵒᶠ ʰᵉ" ɗ'ʘraɗʘ  almost 3 years ago

    ! Prelude to a smashing good time.

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    mddshubby2005  almost 3 years ago

    They’re all just waiting 1,000 years for the sequel.

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    Strob Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    “You working on a sequel?”

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    stillfickled Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    I would’ve shown up.

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    JohnFarson19  almost 3 years ago

    When is the movie coming out? Who will play you in the film?

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    Zev  Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Uh oh. Are we going to get 40 days of rain again?

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    Andrew Sleeth Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    You shouldn’t have uploaded it to the cloud for free.

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    Trond Sätre Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    " ‘Golden Calf’, huh? You’d better get down there and put an end to that!"

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    Zebrastripes  almost 3 years ago

    The base is busy following rump around the country….they think he’s the one who walks on water….

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    Pickled Pete  almost 3 years ago

    Shoulda announced a rally

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    garcoa  almost 3 years ago

    Nobody uses stone today, the modern way is papyrus.

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    Rev Phnk Ey  almost 3 years ago

    Do like bonespurs and pay people to attend

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    Richard L. Johnston  almost 3 years ago

    The marketing department dropped the ball on this one.

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    The Brooklyn Accent  almost 3 years ago

    There were a lot of tweets of “TL,DR.”

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    the lost wizard  almost 3 years ago

    Most people found it to be a little too preachy.

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    NaturLvr  almost 3 years ago

    Oh, no!! Was this the second coming and I missed it??

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    Space & Kitten  almost 3 years ago

    You think that It’s Not Nice to mess With Mother Nature. Well, It’s Really Not Wise To Mess With The " FATHER " Of Everything !

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    nggt413  almost 3 years ago

    Shouldn’t he have taken his sandals off? He’s standing on hallowed ground.

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    Concretionist  almost 3 years ago

    I’ve always wondered why, if God is so omni(potent/scient/present/caring/etc), she doesn’t do something about war. And cancer. And forest fires. And yeah, I’ve heard about “the necessary exercise of free will” but seriously: Our free will affects earthquakes?? But aside from all that, I bet that burning bush (in cloud format) could have foreseen this outcome. I think he’s just venting.

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    ƹʅɗʘ "ᶜᵃᵖᵖ ᵗᵃˢᵏᵉᵈ ᵒᶠ ʰᵉ" ɗ'ʘraɗʘ  almost 3 years ago

    ! Earthquakes affect Human’s free will to make better/safer Habitats; so i don’t see any contradiction. ;)

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    gileshead  almost 3 years ago

    who’s the author, since the guy in the clouds doesn’t exist?

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