And arrange the roaming charges on the phone.
Did he subscribe to Global Entry?
“Don’t worry, it will not be a business trip and we assure you that you will not have any accommodation expenses.”
You’re lucky: it’s all expenses paid.
He’s really making an appointment a week from now with his proctologist…
With what we are going to do to you, that will be the least of your worries.
Will they discover that you’re a bad alien?
I hate it when you get away from home and the credit card company ups and refuses charges.
That’s okay Bub, you won’t be needing that where you’re going.
Will I be getting double miles for this?
When I tried to do this last year, they said I don’t need to do that anymore.
Might want to contact the post office and newspaper delivery people, too.
July 17, 2015