Looks like it’s up to speed.
His name is not Bob. It’s Higgs. Higgs Boson.
The premise is a bit of a stretch.
My favorite hypothetical subatomic particle is the Wino. Whoever named it had a sense of humor. I know, I know, it’s pronounced “weeno”, but I still chuckle when I imagine what it would like.
And lock it out…
Bob’s never going to be the same again.
I fall to pieces…
This actually happened to a Russian researcher back in the 70s.https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anatoli_Bugorski
Given that the particle beam circulate inside a long vacuum tube, I find it hard that he was actually hit by the particle beam.
I guess he knows now…
Bob has a warped sense of humor.
Never trust a subatomic particle….
They make up stuff!
Your looking "particularly " stunning this morning Bob !
And you can fly
High as a kite if you want to
Faster than light if you want to
Speeding through the universe
Thinking is the best way to travel
It’s all a dream
Light passing by on the screen
And there’s you and I on the beam
The Best Way to Travel -The Moody Blues
Bob got bent.
I remember a story from way back when some Russian scientist put his head in a particle accelerator and survived.
Dr. Manhattan, stat!
More quarky humor.
Ha! Too funny!
He’s ahead of the curve.
July 17, 2015