Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for March 27, 2019


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    TexTech  8 months ago

    Not close enough, A-hole.

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    Farside99  8 months ago

    Somebody is about to be pushed out the door.

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    thelost wizard  8 months ago

    Do not make eye contact.

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    jpayne4040  8 months ago

    Far enough to get you hurt, Bud!

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    pschearer Premium Member 8 months ago

    No jury would convict.

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    Kaputnik  8 months ago

    I’ve never seen this happen in real life, but sadly, it’s not much of a stretch to think of someone actually doing it.

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    J. R. Schwarzenhammer Premium Member 8 months ago

    What a thoughtful guy.

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    cubswin2016  8 months ago

    Someone is about to die.

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    garcoa  8 months ago

    Oh, the elevator is going down and you want to go up. No problem.

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    Diat60  8 months ago

    Let’s say this is a business premises and the person on the other end of the phone call is the Chairman who could fire the whole lot of you in the blink of an eye. Would you hold the elevator now?

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    The Reader Premium Member 8 months ago

    I’m just pulling into the parkade, it looks like level 28 might have a space.

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    WCraft Premium Member 8 months ago

    Take your time. We’re all enjoying this soothing music.

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    fivestring65  8 months ago

    He’s going to be talking out of his azz in a minute.

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    M Peach Premium Member 8 months ago

    Please tell me this has never happened.

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