Not close enough, A-hole.
Somebody is about to be pushed out the door.
Do not make eye contact.
Far enough to get you hurt, Bud!
No jury would convict.
I’ve never seen this happen in real life, but sadly, it’s not much of a stretch to think of someone actually doing it.
What a thoughtful guy.
Someone is about to die.
Oh, the elevator is going down and you want to go up. No problem.
Let’s say this is a business premises and the person on the other end of the phone call is the Chairman who could fire the whole lot of you in the blink of an eye. Would you hold the elevator now?
I’m just pulling into the parkade, it looks like level 28 might have a space.
Take your time. We’re all enjoying this soothing music.
He’s going to be talking out of his azz in a minute.
Please tell me this has never happened.
July 17, 2015