“Excuse me, but I’m a woman”!
They were preparing for the impending visit of the Emperor Penguin.
Waddle be next?
Percy Penquin: “You look like you’re wearing a tuxedo.”
Perry Penquin: “How do you know I’m not?”
Guess they all must use Linux.
Da more you train, diverse it gets.
Especially if you’re a penguin and look like everyone else.
I’m thinking they’re covered…
Everyone wearing a tux on the left, everyone else on the right.
Dang! Still can’t tell ’em apart.
“You seem a little sad.” “Yeah, she left me for someone better-looking.”
“I gotta be me . . . "
Who did the memorable cartoon where two penguins are looking at each other, and one says, “Just between you and me, I can’t tell one d**n penguin from another!”
You were called here because they found your college yearbook.
About 1 hour ago Mudd said,
I have ‘Tux’ the Linux mascot on my laptop. Yes he is a penguin. Peace.
“Hard”? No. Impossible.
They can diversify their songs, anyway.
“Mumble, how can you be more diverse?”
July 17, 2015