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Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for January 10, 2019

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    juncarlo  9 months ago

    Possibly God needs to make a recall.

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    g.lutton  9 months ago

    Ah, god has already made worse mistakes.

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    Arianne  9 months ago

    Giveth… taketh away… forgeteth !?

    By now, He’s had plenty of on the Job training.

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    cubswin2016  9 months ago

    God doesn’t make mistakes.

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    Darsan54 Premium Member 9 months ago

    Well, this would explain me and quite a few other people I know.

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    DanFlak  9 months ago

    How can he tell? Judging by what I observe, there’s a lot of that going around. That could be any one of a number of brains he forgot to install.

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    Andrew Sleeth Premium Member 9 months ago

    At least Dave didn’t stoop to stereotypes and make that a penis God’s holding.

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    thelost wizard  9 months ago

    Well, I married you. That should have been your first clue.

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    guy42  9 months ago

    God loves idiots, he made a bunch of them.

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    NORTHIDAHO  9 months ago

    Let God explain the 2016 Cubs won then.

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    KEA  9 months ago

    Senior moment

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    Dr_Fogg  9 months ago

    Bob must have thought he said trains…

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    ekke  9 months ago

    I though they said “drains,” and I said I didn’t want any.

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    Li'l ol' me Premium Member 9 months ago

    “Because I’m married to you. You have half of everything I have. You’re welcome.”

    That’ll frost her over real good. Run fast.

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    Daeder  9 months ago

    “Where has my mind been today? Oh, well, I’m sure it’s all in God’s hands…”

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