Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for January 10, 2019

Possibly God needs to make a recall.

Ah, god has already made worse mistakes.

Giveth… taketh away… forgeteth !?

By now, He’s had plenty of on the Job training.

God doesn’t make mistakes.

Well, this would explain me and quite a few other people I know.

How can he tell? Judging by what I observe, there’s a lot of that going around. That could be any one of a number of brains he forgot to install.

At least Dave didn’t stoop to stereotypes and make that a penis God’s holding.

Well, I married you. That should have been your first clue.

God loves idiots, he made a bunch of them.

Let God explain the 2016 Cubs won then.

Senior moment

Bob must have thought he said trains…

I though they said “drains,” and I said I didn’t want any.

“Because I’m married to you. You have half of everything I have. You’re welcome.”

That’ll frost her over real good. Run fast.

“Where has my mind been today? Oh, well, I’m sure it’s all in God’s hands…”