Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for September 06, 2018

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Should have written a note.

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    “Oh yes . . . something about a man named Trump.”

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    awgiedawgie Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Just as well… you could travel from the future and change the present and cause yourself to never have been born, which would mean you would have never come back and changed anything, in which case you would be born, and then you’d come back and change the present, etc., etc………..

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    Superfrog  almost 6 years ago

    That’s why you have to go back to the future.

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    Superfrog  almost 6 years ago

    I’m a time traveller. I came here from the year 1951. It only took me 67 years.

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    the lost wizard  almost 6 years ago

    Those who forget the mistakes of the past are doomed to repeat them.

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    Bryan Farht  almost 6 years ago

    When it’s hard to remember, it probably wasn’t important.

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    bkybl Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    When you return from the future, you de-remember everything you learned there. This prevents the time-travel paradox.

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    Nachikethass  almost 6 years ago

    He travelled in a dalek?

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    jpayne4040  almost 6 years ago

    Oh yeah! I hate it when I do that! So annoying…

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    jel354  almost 6 years ago

    The dog’s reaction is more realistic than its owner’s.

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    DanFlak  almost 6 years ago

    Happens to me all the time.

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    MeGoNow Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    I think it was, “Don’t build time machines.”

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    KEA  almost 6 years ago

    Could it be Daleks?

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    nbwddd  almost 6 years ago

    Don’t worry I’m sure it will come to you on your way back to the future as you realize that your forgetfulness and time traveling was what caused the problem you came back to warn everyone about. It is what it is.

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    captastro  almost 6 years ago

    Let me see, something about dump, frump … chump?

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    Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    “I was coming back to tell you all that people in the future have perfected memory erasu……. oh, dear.”

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    Ginger Retiree  almost 6 years ago

    Yup, same here. But 1967 keeps calling me. How ironic.

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    mikel52  almost 6 years ago

    Ha! I did it in 66.

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    Coyoty Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Wait, I have a Worldnet reminder set for…. Where’s the Worldnet?

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    “Return from the future” and forget??

    I can’t even return from the bathroom and remember what I was going to say!

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    JP Steve Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    “Klaatu barada nikto"

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    Charlie Tuba  almost 6 years ago

    That’s the problem with time travel: You can’t change the future.

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    Spock  almost 6 years ago

    And you even forgot taking pictures and where you put your notes! Really hate it to have Alzheimer’s. But even my computer is getting this dementia… today it asked me for my password! This stupid thing really forgot my password, so I had to type it, can you believe this?

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