They all eventually lead to the River Styx.
Neptune Society, cremation and underwater burial. Can’t make this up.
This business went belly up.
How about cremated with Tartar sauce?
Their best seller was The Royal Flush.
One of my relatives used to hang out with some dubious people, including the local Hell’s Angels chapter. He swears that their tradition after a member dies is to scatter the ashes around the clubhouse, then pee on them. I don’t know if he was pulling my leg or serious.
But whatever you do, don’t take the log ride.
July 17, 2015