Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for July 27, 2016

I guess the golf club is the anesthesia.

My brother was having a sugery. Where the incision was to be he wrote, Replace all Divots.

Whatever it is, I’m pretty sure it’ll be covered by his insurance – I don’t think it’ll be elective.

vasectomy!

It’s the bananas that bother me.

“Addabananatome!”

When I had rotator cuff surgery, a cute little nurse started an IV in my hand, in gave me an injection of “happy juice” to calm me down. She later came back to tell me that the surgeon had run into a little problem with the surgery he was doing and would be delayed about an hour, and she was to keep my sedated until I could be put under for my surgery. I received a couple more “happy shots” until I finally got to toe operation room. Man, I was high as a kite for about three days.

The golf club suggests brain surgery, if the patient had a stroke.

Hmm. Everyone seems to be assuming that the guys in green scrubs are actually doctors.

Emergency Surgery?

… and the patient said “I know one, but I don’t have the guts to tell you!”

Please somebody what is the joke?

Would not like to be that patient. Yikes!