Man: ...and then a talking snake told us to eat an apple, which made us realize we were naked, which made a voice in the sky kick us out of the garden...yeah, you're right, lets just tell him we met in a bar
nice cover story, too bad there would have to be OTHER PEOPLE to make that story work…
That bar was at The Olive Garden of Eden.
The babys not mine… she must have had a watermellom seed…
That’s a lot more plausible than what they told me in school…
They’re called “Bible stories” for a reason.
There’s nothing really new under the sun.
Anybody ever wonder why Adam and Eve have belly buttons?
Those are from the stems, where they were attached to the cabbages, Rockngolfer.
It wasn’t an apple.
July 17, 2015
Colt9033 almost 14 years ago
nice cover story, too bad there would have to be OTHER PEOPLE to make that story work…
Ink-adink-adoo almost 14 years ago
That bar was at The Olive Garden of Eden.
jtviper7 almost 14 years ago
The babys not mine… she must have had a watermellom seed…
runar almost 14 years ago
That’s a lot more plausible than what they told me in school…
pschearer Premium Member almost 14 years ago
They’re called “Bible stories” for a reason.
fredbuhl almost 14 years ago
There’s nothing really new under the sun.
rockngolfer almost 14 years ago
Anybody ever wonder why Adam and Eve have belly buttons?
grapfhics almost 14 years ago
Those are from the stems, where they were attached to the cabbages, Rockngolfer.
Ashrey almost 14 years ago
It wasn’t an apple.