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Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for July 06, 2010

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    pawpawbear  over 9 years ago

    I love being an OTR driver until the eternal roadwork begins.

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 9 years ago

    “No problem. I have the satisfaction of knowing you’re stuck in the same meeting. I’m not locked in here with you, you’re locked in here with me.” “I hate that movie.”

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    Space Captain Cody(G Premium Member over 9 years ago

    The clock moves 1 second foward, 2 seconds back.

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    Colt9033  over 9 years ago

    Man that must been really bad guy to be stuck in the meeting for eternally.

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    librisleo  over 9 years ago

    Actually, it’s not much of a torture, as most meetings last forever, anyway.

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    jtviper7  over 9 years ago

    The worst thing is when the meeting just about finished and they say ” does anyone have any questions? ” Then people ask stupid questions and keep the meeting going on for hours…I want to get out of there and meet Andy Capp for a pint in the pub…..

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    McGehee  over 9 years ago

    Liven it up, Jones – what’ve you got to lose?

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    Dirty-Charisma  over 9 years ago

    Actually that female is kinda cute.

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    poohbear8192  over 9 years ago

    We will start with item 2 ^ 213,466,917 -1 and work backwards.

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    jpozenel  over 9 years ago

    Yeah, I’ll bet she looks really hot with a blue dress on Dirty-Charisma!

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    Ushindi Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Well, st2, since you asked -

    “It is interesting to note that the Bible also describes the colors of Satan. In Ezek. 28:12- 19, we are given a description of Satan. In v13, we see that he (Satan) is covered with all types of jewels for his covering. V17 tells us that he has beauty and brightness.

    An additional description of Satan can be seen in Job 41. But you say that Job 41 speaks of Leviathan. Yes, that is true. However, when you compare Job 41 to Ezek 28:12-19 , you will find much that matches. Compare Job 41:15 with Ezek 28:13; and Job 41:18-21 with Ezek 28:14.

    In Isa. 27:1 Leviathan is called a piercing serpent, and a crooked serpent (compare with Rev. 20:2 where Satan is called The Dragon and That Old Serpent.) who will be punished in that day of the Lord. Jer. 46:10 shows us that “The Day of The Lord” is the day that God takes His Vengeance, and 2 Pet. 3:10 shows us that “The Day of The Lord” is also the day that the Heaven and Earth will be destroyed. A date that is still in the future.

    We see also that Job 41:8, 10, 25 matches the prophecy of Satan frightening you. And Job 41:14 matches the prophecies about his teeth. Prophecy 1023 shows Leviathan, under water, with a big mouth full of teeth waiting to eat, compare with Prophecies like 78, 150, 184 about Satan’s teeth and with prophecy 934, The She Bear of the Sea, which is Leviathan.

    compare Prophecy 889 which shows Leviathan as the one who is bringing everything evil, with Prophecies 167, 229, part 1 about Satan as the one who is pure evil.

    Job 41:34 also declares that Leviathan is the king over the children of pride. This is also a term which has been attributed to Satan. Compare with Prophecy 157 where Satan is the King over those who think a lot of themselves (pride).

    And Finally, Job 41:33 tells us that he is one of a kind. Just one, no mate, not another one in all of creation.”

    “An over all picture of Satan will show that he an extremely intelligent creature that radiates pure evil and filth. He has no need of sleep and so never sleeps.

    He will frighten you when you see him.

    He is extremely strong.

    As this creature looks down on you with eyes that are crying, he is laughing at you. And out of a wet mouth that stinks, you will see the tongue of a snake hanging out over straight pointed teeth that are as strong as iron and steel, set in powerful jaws. His mouth is surrounded with black lips. And he has hands that have strong filthy fingers and his feet are dirty.

    Even so, his body reflects many beautiful colors.”

    Glad to help out. (Why doesn’t he wash his feet once in awhile? That’s strange…)

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    Drivel  over 9 years ago

    Argh! The devil’s in the details!

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    Charles Brobst Premium Member over 9 years ago

    This is the guy who entertained his subordinates with long boring daily meetings, right?

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    jpozenel  over 9 years ago

    Thanks Ushindi!

    We’ll get that description to a sketch artist and have an A.P.B. sent out immediately.

    Wait a minute! You say he has no need of sleep and so never sleeps? Do you know if he has a GoComics user I.D. by any chance?

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    jpozenel  over 9 years ago

    Ushindi, have you been reading that paperback bible again?

    I told you that only the hard cover version was accurate!

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    Ray_C  over 9 years ago

    Mine is leather covered. Does that count? (It even says, “Genuine Cowhide.”)

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    jpozenel  over 9 years ago

    Ushindi, I have a hard cover version of the bible if you would like to borrow it.

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    Ushindi Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Sorry, guys, right now I’m choking and gasping, even rolling on the floor. No, I guess I haven’t studied the bible very well - d@rn those old paperbacks - it even said “Autographed By Jesus”. Maybe I’ll be coherent by tomorrow…

    (And why in the world would I want to go to heaven if it’s going to be destroyed?)

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    jpozenel  over 9 years ago

    I’ve heard that Ushindi prefers to be called “The Ushindi” (or Ha Ushindi)!

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