Man: I like to help, ma'am, but your dishwasher came with a 'do not resuscitate' order."
The order kicks in when the warranty runs out.
Like my TV, my computers, my dryer…
Now appliances come in with medical alert bracelets too.
I’m worried - my fridge has a cold, my stove has hot flashes, and the microwave is taking radiation treatments…
So much for the Maytag man.
M-O-O-N …That’s how we spell economic stimulus!
July 17, 2015