My fantasy superpower
*plod plod slow slow slow*
Speed of travel: -5 miles per hour
*turns into bowling ball*
Slow walkers are one of my daily annoyances! ARGH!!!
If you live long enough, you’ll be a slow walker too.
“Bouncing Boy”, DC Comics Legion of Super Heroes
Yes, I recall “Bouncing Boy” from the 1960’s – 70’s.