Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for January 26, 2022

They ran to the border…..

Poor Shoe. Shot down in flames.

You got to use a better deodorant. And lose the cigar.

No doubt taking the money when they ran.

good looks ran out in my family…

Run for your lives!!

Saw that one coming.

Shoe set himself up for that one.

Runs like cheap dye.

As my dear ole granny used to say: " He’s got a face that only a mother could love … and then, only on payday! "

She popped his ego like a proverbial balloon.

Bad opening line, Shoe.

Good looks run in my family too. They run and hide. (sigh)

Are you running in your shorts, or is that something else?

Your good looks must have walked off and gotten lost…

Horrible opening line to use on an experience floozy like that shoe. You would be better off pretending you are a big spender.

Actually, his looks were “run over” … several times!

Ouch!

LOL

Better response: Obviously away from you.