Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for December 03, 2021

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    Mediatech  6 months ago

    I’ve been told the government can monitor you through your cell phone, so occasionally I pick up my phone and ask if they’re bored yet.

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    byamrcn  6 months ago

    That’s a smart bird for once, those are really good

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    littlejohn Premium Member 6 months ago

    Do they track how many chips go into a chocolate chip cookie?

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    GROG Premium Member 6 months ago

    I want cheddar jalapeño.

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    'IndyMan'  6 months ago

    That’s ‘Loon’ all right, off into the ‘back 40’ somewhere ! ! ! !

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    scote1379 Premium Member 6 months ago

    When ever I here that nonsense I ask to what end ? They say to control us ! I ask for what purpose ? I usually get crickets!

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    Dolphin Lover  6 months ago

    Have you noticed two men following you in a black Chevy?

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    Lee26 Premium Member 6 months ago

    I love Ruffles Cheesy Sour Cream Chips.

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    Lee26 Premium Member 6 months ago

    I have 3 chips in me now that I have been triple vaxxed. And, when the government shows up, I put them to work in the yard. It has been a blessing to this old bod.

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    prrdh  6 months ago

    As opposed to Soylent, which puts people into chips.

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    Sarge Snorkle Premium Member 6 months ago

    Only dumb asses believe that crap!

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    Linguist  6 months ago

    I’m now too old and too tame to come under any government’s microscope anymore, so they don’t arouse any personal paranoia. The personal data farmers and trackers are the ones that annoy me and I take measures to circumvent and/or block them. Even if you knew my real identity, most of the information garnered from an internet search would be false or inaccurate – some deliberately erroneous and some of it misinformation I have been too lazy to correct.

    I’ve always said I don’t care what people and governments think they know about me, so long as they leave me alone and continue to pay me, I’m cool with it!

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    preacherman  6 months ago

    Some years ago, it was suggested that we might implant a credit card chip in our hand so we’d never be without our charge card.

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    whelan_jj  6 months ago

    No need to implant a chip if you can convince people to carry a tracking device with them everywhere and stare at it for hours on end. But something like that could never happen.

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    hk Premium Member 6 months ago

    The government doesn’t have to plant chips, our country is full of wimps.

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    timbob2313 Premium Member 6 months ago

    I love the response to that old RWNJ meme

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    Plods with ...™ Premium Member 6 months ago

    The gov’t is giving chips? And all this time I’ve been buying them. Kinda partial to Cape Cod myself

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member 6 months ago

    Chips.. are obsolete already. The republicans have gone straight to mind control. A few hours on Fox News listening to Tuckers rants and secret imbedded radio waves will take over your reasoning ability leaving you an imbecile. Don’t believe me? Just listen to his followers and judge for yourself.

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    kathleenhicks62  6 months ago

    good come back!

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    schaefer jim  6 months ago

    Me too, umm umm!

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    Baucuva  6 months ago

    Man, you just can’t fix stupid.

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    jvscanlan Premium Member 6 months ago

    If there are chips in the vaccines, who was president when that started?

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    eddi_tbh  6 months ago

    People can simultaneously think the government is too stupid to pour water out of a boot with instructions of how printed on the sole, while being able to maintain century-long conspiracies to secretly control every aspect of their lives.

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    mistercatworks  6 months ago

    People who worry about such things have delusions of grandeur, as though someone would care about their sorry little lives. If you really want attention, you have to go do something stupid in public.

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  6 months ago

    I can usually put chips in myself, without any help, thank you very much.

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