Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for October 18, 2021

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    eastern.woods.metal  3 months ago

    Now I just tell them I’m retired. The women just smile and walk away

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    KenTheCoffinDweller  3 months ago

    Well at least you leave them with a smile on their face. ;-)

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    Susan00100  3 months ago

    How does Cosmo attract so many gold-diggers??

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    Sanspareil  3 months ago

    Salary, the ultimate date killer!

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    'IndyMan'  3 months ago

    ‘Cosmo’, do you REALLLY think ‘Roz’ is interested in your past ‘love life’ ???

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    tripwire45  3 months ago

    I understand people that work in the newspaper business don’t make very much.

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    Diat60  3 months ago

    Any woman who’s only interested in your salary does NOT have a heart!!

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    blairleroys Premium Member 3 months ago

    I don’t have a personality so my salary is the only thing I have going for me.

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    rshive  3 months ago

    As the standard bird phrase goes, “Cheep!”

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    BiathlonNut  3 months ago

    Q: What sound does a 15 pound canary make?

    A: CHEEP!

    Q: What sound does a 50 pound canary make?


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    Jim Kerner Premium Member 3 months ago

    That’s what I said about my first paycheck after I graduated from high school. The envelope read, Personal and Confidentual. I looked at my check and said, Don’t worry, I’m just as embarrsed as they are!

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    SoulDigester  3 months ago

    lol, good one

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