Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for September 26, 2020


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    dadthedawg  2 months ago

    You wouldn’t have been able to see the numbers…..anyhow.

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    I Mad Am I  2 months ago

    Yep… always a good plan – don’t own a scale!

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    Superfrog  2 months ago

    Well, that’s a weight off your mind.

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    Qiset  2 months ago

    I mean why measure something that changes with every different gravity.

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    Imagine  2 months ago

    My scale is stuck. It’s a good number so I didn’t fix it.

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    dadthedawg  2 months ago

    On a scale from one to ten…..

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    J Short Premium Member 2 months ago

    Take off your shoes; that should eliminate 10 lb.

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    preacherman  2 months ago

    Works for me.

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    rugeirn  2 months ago

    You stop gaining weight if you stop weighing yourself. You prove there aren’t any fish when you stop putting your line in the water. You stop having more COVID cases when you stop testing. It’s all the same logic—or absence thereof.

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    notjimothy  2 months ago

    That no weigh/no gain must have come from some Washington politicos.

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    P51Strega  2 months ago

    The last line should have been: “I maxed out the scale”.

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    cocavan11  2 months ago

    Cosmo’s comment is clearly a lie, not clever misdirection. Not weighing himself cannot be construed as not gaining weight. All he needed to say was that he had not noticed any weight gain for several weeks to give Roz the impression that he hadn’t gained weight and prompt her to ask “What’s your secret?” He could then answer to Roz’s question by saying “I’ve stopped weighing myself.” “Not noticing” is NOT a lie.

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    mistercatworks  2 months ago

    I enjoy Shoe but pretty much everyone else did that joke a couple of months ago.

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    Teto85 Premium Member 2 months ago

    Jeff did something similar when he was alive. Meanwhile strips with new content everyday are being eliminated. Frog Applause, Graffiti, Health Matters, World of Wonder, Uncle Art’s Fun Page and others. But the strips that rerun gags like this stay on.

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    Another Take  2 months ago

    Trump is taking a similar track to reduce the number of reported Covid cases!

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    cuzinron47  2 months ago

    He didn’t have a choice, they shut down the trucking weigh station.

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    LeslieBark  2 months ago

    Sure. That works. Just like not testing for COVID will make the number of infections go down.

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    MichaelMcGinnis1  2 months ago

    This is Trump’s way to keep COVID numbers down

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    kathleenhicks62  2 months ago

    What a great idea! I’m gonna try it……LOL!

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    hammytech  2 months ago

    I took a hefty dump and lost 2 pounds… that’s sayin’ something…

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    Ricky Bennett  2 months ago

    That’s some heavy advice, dude…

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