Why not just list everything as mystery food with bicarb for desert.
“Abandon hope … "
Just don’t post your Yelp reviews.
Why does every bird in the county still eat at Roz’s if the food is so bad?
Better than gravel ;)
I used to avoid restaurants that advertised “Home Cooking”. My mother was a horrible cook!!
Back in the late 1990s, I was down in Fields, Oregon (population less than 20). The restaurant/motel/post office/general store had a “Roadkill Grill” right at the front door where you saw it first as you opened the door.
The food was really good, though. Their milkshakes were straight up ice cream and milk, for example.