“…Oh yeah, probably a speech, too…”
How about a large supply of mud to toss around?
…and don’t forget a young female page.
Hang your head Tom Doolley.
Don’t forget the list of people to blame.
Senator, you’d have to go some to beat Sir John A. MacDonald, Canada’s first Prime Minister, when it comes to speech “refreshments”.
I wonder what the real Mr. Dooley would have to say about the Senator.
The wit and wisdom of Finley Peter Dunne’s Irish bartender is timeless and just as funny today as when was created back in 1893 !
He also needs his Hypno-coin! (The senator is telling his aide, in private, that he wants smoke and mirrors. That’s not honesty, that’s politics!)