Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for August 07, 2017

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    somebodyshort  almost 5 years ago

    The wife gets custody of the house. The guy gets custody of the mortgage.

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    oldpine52  almost 5 years ago

    Or, as Jerry Reed sang,‘She got the gold mine, I got the shaft’.

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    wiatr Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I wonder which ones she didn’t get.

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    Superfrog  almost 5 years ago

    She took the part that once was my heart, so why not take all of me.

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    gmartin997  almost 5 years ago

    Let’s hope he allows you to keep your extremities as well.

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    stairsteppublishing  almost 5 years ago

    Mistake to take the house. It turns out to be a greater burden than keeping the social status symbol.

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    Linguist  almost 5 years ago

    People used to ask me why I’d moved from Arizona to Florida. I told them, I got tired of repairing my ex-car, mowing my ex-grass, and walking my ex-dog !

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    joelucas  almost 5 years ago

    It’s keeping his external organ(s) that he needs to be concerned with.

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    IndyMan  almost 5 years ago

    He hasn’t yet learned what ‘emasculated’ means in the third paragraph of the divorce settlement ! ! ! !

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