The wife gets custody of the house. The guy gets custody of the mortgage.
Or, as Jerry Reed sang,‘She got the gold mine, I got the shaft’.
I wonder which ones she didn’t get.
She took the part that once was my heart, so why not take all of me.
Let’s hope he allows you to keep your extremities as well.
Mistake to take the house. It turns out to be a greater burden than keeping the social status symbol.
People used to ask me why I’d moved from Arizona to Florida. I told them, I got tired of repairing my ex-car, mowing my ex-grass, and walking my ex-dog !
It’s keeping his external organ(s) that he needs to be concerned with.
He hasn’t yet learned what ‘emasculated’ means in the third paragraph of the divorce settlement ! ! ! !