…and maybe a lawyer.
a doghouse has escape proof locks on it, and can only be opened with a special diamond key….
How about a bunch of carats?
I gave her my ring, she gave me the finger – The Geezinslaws
When I need to buy my wife a gift, I think for weeks of something practical and use-full, some thing she may need or could use every day. I then find the item, hold it in my hands, and think to myself- what would it feel like to get hit in the head with it!Stick with jewelry.
Been there… done that… got the t-shirt
He needs a jeweler or a travel agent……….
he just talked himself out of some business
I got the T shirt – and wore it out…