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Shoe for January 22, 2013

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  1. Pirate63
    Linguist  almost 6 years ago

    To know him is to loath him.

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    Nabuquduriuzhur  almost 6 years ago

    Must have had some charm before, seeing as he’s had 5 wives.

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    Linguist  almost 6 years ago

    When they came out of the ether, it was all over.

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    kershawfamily  almost 6 years ago

    MASH used that joke

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    Alexikakos  over 5 years ago

    I guess this could be classed as “sexist.” Recently a “Husband Super Store” opened where women could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out over five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as the women ascended. The only rule was, once a woman opened the door to any floor, she had to choose a man from that floor; if she went up a floor she couldn’t go back down except to leave the place; never to return.

    A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping center to find a husband….First floorThe door had a sign saying:. “These men have jobs and love kids.”The women read the sign and said, “Well, that’s better than not having a job or not loving kids, but I wonder what’s further up?” So up they went..

    Second floorThe sign read:. “These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking.” “Hmmm,” said the ladies, “but I wonder what’s further up?”.Third floorThis sign read: .“These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework.” “Wow,” said the women, “Very tempting.” But there was another floor so further up they went..Fourth floorThis door had a sign saying:.

    “These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.” “Oh, mercy me,” they cried, “Just think what must be awaiting us further on!”

    .So up to the fifth floor they went..

    Fifth floorThe sign on that door said:. “This floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are impossible to please. The exit is to your left.”

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    el8  over 5 years ago

    Dislike me now, avoid the rush.

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    edward thomas GC Insider over 5 years ago

    Dislike me now, avoid the Rush! At least he’s got a way togo to catch up with Shoe!

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    IndyMan  over 5 years ago

    Because usually you approach them smoking your cigar and after you been ‘swilling’ beer or some other concoction in a bar and you are not at your best personality wise which doesn’t help. Who wants a ‘booze’ guzzling, cigar smoking idiot.

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    wronhewitt  over 5 years ago

    Shoe strikes me as the kind of guy who would derive surreptitious pleasure from knowing his pungent cigar was aromatically annoying to others…No, I’d guess that ‘puff of rage’ emanating from his head is more likely just frustrated resignation to the truth in Roz’s razor sharp response…

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    This is Brice  over 5 years ago

    RIP Mr, Cassat

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    boldyuma  over 5 years ago

    This proves it…Shoe is the Archie Bunker of birds.

    (Now all he has to do is call Roz a dingbat)

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