Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for August 17, 2011

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    GROG Premium Member over 12 years ago

    That’s taking P.C. a bit too far.

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    Rodney99  over 12 years ago

    Five points to anyone who knows why sharks circle their prey before attacking.

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    night ranger  over 12 years ago

    I once saw a man eating shark ! He was at the Water Street Oyster Bar.

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    kreole  over 12 years ago

    “Man” eating shark refers to the “Family of Man”….any man, woman or child. These politically correct efforts show the ignorance of those proposing it. Those types of people need to go wading……………..

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    tripwire45  over 12 years ago

    The news media at its finest.

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    Sandfan  over 12 years ago

    Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a sunken ship. “Follow me son,” the father shark said to the son shark as they swam to the mass of people. “First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing.”And they did.“Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing.”And they did.“Now we eat everybody.”And they did.When they were both gorged, the son asked,“Dad, why didn’t we just eat them all at first? Why did we swim around and around them?”

    His wise father replied, “Because they taste better without the sh!t inside!”

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    DavidGBA  over 12 years ago

    Is it politically correct to call that black humor?

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    Olddog1  over 12 years ago

    That should be “unspecified sex eating shark.” Gender is a grammatical term, not biological. Just worse PC from people who can’t say sex on TV.

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    medved  over 12 years ago

    Cosmo, change it to unspecified-gender-eating shark of unspecified-gender.

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    stuart  over 12 years ago

    It isn’t always PC, sometimes it’s sesquipedalian fun: “we enjoyed a quiescently frozen confection of bovine mammary secretions”.

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