Scenes from a Multiverse by Jon Rosenberg for December 08, 2015
Mother: Come down from there! Daughter: No! Mother: I said come down from that sustainable fusion generator right now, young miss! Them's the rules. I hate to be a stickler but someone's gotta stickle. You'll get hit by a stray neutron and devolve into a coelacanth. Daughter: But Jenny says lukewarm fusion is safe! Mother: Lukewarm fusion may be safe. You, however, are about to get smacked. Daughter: Mom!