Scenes from a Multiverse by Jon Rosenberg for October 02, 2015
Clerk: I can give you forty dollars for the stack. Customer: Forty dollars! You see this? This is Advanced Sciencemastering for Sciencemasters by Sciencemaster Lew Van Deferens. First Edition. This book alone cost me two hundred dollars. Clerk: You're welcome to try your luck at the off-campus bookstore. Customer: I have half a mind to do just that. Where is this store? Clerk: Two miles up the slope of Antagonistic Radioactive Space Bears. Customer: It's uphill?