Scenes from a Multiverse by Jon Rosenberg for September 22, 2015
Elder: Do babies have a soul. Young girl: No, of course not. They can't dance and they have no sense of rhythm. Frenson: I have seen bears that can dance. Do they have souls? Elder: No! You're retarted for even asking, Frenson. Mr. Endive: How about dogs? Dogs can dance if you hold their paws. Elder: Good question, Mr. Endive! For the answer. lets ask this cat. Cat: No.