Scenes from a Multiverse by Jon Rosenberg for September 17, 2015
Alien 1: That's just awful. Alien 2: Ayuh. Someone ought to do something. Alien 1: We should call the media! Tell them what's going on. Alien 2: That would show 'em. Alien 1: I wonder how long it'll take them to fix it? Alien 2: Longer than it should, I'd wager.
Today’s alt text: “Chips and smokes: two great tastes for the next five minutes or so”