Scenes from a Multiverse by Jon Rosenberg for September 10, 2015
September 09, 2015
September 11, 2015
Transcript:
Child: Mom! I NEED. Mom: Let's go stop by the kitten hole, huh? You are sleeping on the couch on the MOON tonight. Dad: There's no possible way a person could've predicted a child would want a sky kitten.
jon creator over 8 years ago
Today’s alt text: “the kitten hole is more popular than the panther hole”
emptc12 over 8 years ago
When I was a kid, the weird old lady down the street had one of those in her smelly house, but we called it The Kitten Factory. Seventy cats in there at one time. The house is gone but if you listen carefully as you go by, muted meows can be heard of kittens still trying to get through.
Michael Rosser Premium Member over 8 years ago
Stephen Baxter and the Ghost of Terry Pratchett approve…
Srover over 8 years ago
Well, I’m all caught up. Laters
Joyce Melton over 8 years ago
Science has recently discovered that cats are addictive. Think about it, you ever hear of anyone with 70 dogs in their house? And dogs are pack animals, cats aren’t. The culprit is a tiny plasmodium that alters the brain of the cat owner so that smelling cat urine is like having had sex yesterday: you want more today.