Scary Gary by Mark Buford for September 28, 2021

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    oldpine52  2 months ago

    Gary, introduce him to Leo.

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    pcolli  2 months ago

    Like a bat out of Hell he’ll be gone when the morning comes

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    STEPUP  2 months ago

    Just the type of subject Leo is looking for!!!

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    Troglodyte  2 months ago

    He must be batty if he doesn’t believe Gary!

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    Gent  2 months ago

    Na na na na na na na na na BatVamp!

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member 2 months ago

    “I really mean it when I say get a life”

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    guyjen2004 Premium Member 2 months ago

    Ha! There’s an entire generation of youngsters who believe vampires, dragons, etc. are real but will tell you Jesus is a fictional character from a story book :P

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  2 months ago

    “Oh, there’s the Nights of The Square Table; we meet every Tuesday evening.”

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    dbwindhorst  2 months ago

    Definitely LARPing an energy vampire.

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    sloaches  2 months ago

    Gary could use a Familiar. Sign him up and call him Guillermo.

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    hoagieman12  2 months ago

    A clueless, self-absorbed millennial? I didn’t know they existed!

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    syzygy47  2 months ago

    Why, yes, it is a costume. You should meet our other player, Leopold. He’d just love to play with you.

    (sotto voce) …like a cat…

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    willie_mctell  2 months ago

    Finally, a transformation. I’ve been waiting a long time for this.

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    David Huie Green-GeorgeCooper=RoleModel  2 months ago

    A made-up mind is a stubborn thing.

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    6turtle9  2 months ago

    I can see a funny storyline where Leopold is down in his lab trying to torture this guy, but the guy just won’t buy in/ believe it’s real, driving Leopold mad, or more so…

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    raybarb44  2 months ago

    If you want to join me, that CAN be arranged…..

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    The Orange Mailman  2 months ago

    We need a vampire for our D&D campaign.

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    Sisyphos  2 months ago

    That boy ain’t right!

    Good grief, Gary! Ditch the “Reform”; revert to the Old Ways and bite his neck, engorge yourself, and bring him over as a newborn Undead! Do it!

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    GS Knight Premium Member 2 months ago

    You’d think turning into a bat would be super fun, but this being Scary Gary I’m sure it’s arduous and tiresome somehow.

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