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Scary Gary by Mark Buford for March 20, 2021

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    danketaz Premium Member 3 months ago

    So much for women wanting someone willing to commit.

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    cdward  3 months ago

    And what would he have done if she had said yes?

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    Gent  3 months ago

    Has ye never read the Count’s biography, Gary?

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    bluegirl285  3 months ago

    Sorry Gary. That line only works on extremely handsome vampires.

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member 3 months ago

    One Eno is enough Gary!

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    donwalter  3 months ago

    Yeah, Gary…you’re a little shaky on step two…

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    Zebrastripes  3 months ago

    What ever happened to ,“Hello”!

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    Billavi Premium Member 3 months ago

    Gary, you can’t come out of the gate with that… unless she’s pushing 40 :)

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  3 months ago

    I don’t know. Honesty, don’t lose that, Gary. It’ll take more time, but you’ll get what you want and it’ll be consensual.

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    Rev Phnk Ey  3 months ago

    and all of a sudden, his hair was not so perfect!

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    Michael G.  3 months ago

    You’d like her to relinquish her blood to you. How can you have existed so many years and not learned about English verbs?

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    fireeyes  3 months ago

    he’s from europe…

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    the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member 3 months ago

    I like Leo, though I think he can be quite mean at times (who is not, right?), but I will have to side with him on this one. Bad, Gary, bad!

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    raybarb44  3 months ago

    Baby steps…..

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    khcm1157  3 months ago

    Gary, stick to Goth Chicks.

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    Sisyphos  3 months ago

    Premature, Gary. —Your remark, not her rejection of it and you….

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    The Orange Mailman  3 months ago

    That’s definitely a third date line.

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    alikgator  3 months ago

    You should be offering her a drink, not asking for one, Gary.

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