Scary Gary by Mark Buford for October 03, 2013

“Don’t make me put my foot down.”

go ahead, …tell her to take a walk. You are where the first step is, B.

I’m expecting a field goal.

I notice the 50 foot woman never talks. She lets her size speak for itself!

Creepy Little Girl Beatrice is bright, prescient, deliciously evil, and more than a match (not in size but in resourcefulness) for Fifty-foot Woman. Look out, Leopold; you’re way outclassed here!

A woman conniving? No. Not possible. YES, Leopold can be that too so don’t get too ruffled by my comment.

When two women fight over one man (or monster), just put a bag over his head. He’s merely a commodity. The “game” is what it’s all about.

Does she realize she could squish her like a bug?

If you grow up.

Now, just run up her leg, Beatrice and irritate something.