Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for August 14, 2020
August 13, 2020
August 17, 2020
Transcript:
life is short.
You've got to start doing what you love to do,,
Unless you love juggling chainsaws...RRRRRR
Maybe just start with tennis balls and work your way up to chainsaws okay? RRRRRR
This is great, now that I think about it! I lost part of a leg in an accident. Sometimes childen ask, and I’ll say a whale got it, or a shark, or that I’m turning myself into a robot, one step at a time. :-) Now I can add: “If your mother tells you not to juggle chainsaws, BELIEVE her!” ;-)
marilynnbyerly almost 3 years ago
Okay, I’ll pick the low hanging fruit. Juggling chainsaws will definitely make you short, short of hands, feet, and other useful body parts.
tudza Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Trust me, start with bean bags made for juggling. You can get 3 for $5-$10. I can also recommend a very good instructional video.
Huckleberry Hiroshima almost 3 years ago
Start with tennis balls and stay with tennis balls.
P51Strega almost 3 years ago
“This has been a public service announcement from this comic and fine folks at Joe’s ER”
Altar_Ego almost 3 years ago
Pretty good analogy for these strange days we’re living in…
John Falstaff almost 3 years ago
This is great, now that I think about it! I lost part of a leg in an accident. Sometimes childen ask, and I’ll say a whale got it, or a shark, or that I’m turning myself into a robot, one step at a time. :-) Now I can add: “If your mother tells you not to juggle chainsaws, BELIEVE her!” ;-)
amaneaux almost 3 years ago
This has been “Deep Thoughts” with Jack Handless.
tims145 almost 3 years ago
No, start with chainsaw but not turned on! When you get good with that, juggle one running and one non-running one and work your way up. = PROFIT.
Ida No almost 3 years ago
The first cut runs deepest.
makhaight almost 3 years ago
no, DON’T start with tennis balls. They roll all over. Start with small bean bags or hackysacks.
Zen-of-Zinfandel almost 3 years ago
Wusthof boning knives can be tricky.