Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for April 10, 2019

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    Three Steps Over Japan  about 3 years ago

    Alternatively, put on a bib from a Chinese restaurant, and stalk it with a knife, bowl, and a thermos of hot water.

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    Gale Premium Member about 3 years ago

    If the shark doesn’t fall for the logical paradox game, ask it simply what the difference is between a raven and a writing desk. It should then turn over and float silently away.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  about 3 years ago

    So, making friends is not an option. Dang it.. that worked for my neighbor’s biting dog. And his wife. lol, lmao, etc..

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    Indianapolis Smith  about 3 years ago

    If you dress like a lawyer they leave you alone. Professional courtesy.

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    ralph.barone  about 3 years ago

    Ah… The Captain Kirk defense.

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    marilynnbyerly  about 3 years ago

    Or scream, “Flipper,” really, really loud.

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    pcolli  about 3 years ago

    Just sing “Baby Shark” to it to scare it away.

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    Nobody_Important  about 3 years ago

    Silly me – all this time I was simply staying out of the ocean!

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