Boss: I know you're giving 110% but 110% is the new 75%. If you're only giving it all you've got and then some, then your heart mustn't be in it.
I have a dial on my work that goes up to eleven. Give me a moment with my Sharpie and I’ll give you a full twelve.
That robot boss is missing his true. Calling as a motivational speaker.
Hard to argue with logic like that!
New morale poster – “If everyone gives 200% we can fire half the staff.”
I think the time has come for Chicken to grab that stick with the nail in it and start hitting his boss in the head with it.
If the boss was really giving his all, he’d have several nails in that board to make it more effective and efficient.