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Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for August 14, 2018

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    Three Steps Over Japan  almost 3 years ago

    A thousand cats playdating a thousand monkeys at a thousand typewriters will eventually pound out a Celebrity Apprentice script. Everything else will just look like tweets.

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    tudza Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    I’m pretty sure what you get with the monkeys is a thousand broken typewriters, many covered with feces.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  almost 3 years ago

    But Shakespeare didn’t use a typewriter. Give those monkeys a quill and they’ll tickle each other to death.

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    Masterskrain Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    A thousand monkeys at a thousand typewriters will eventually pound out the latest Jabba the Hucksterbeast “Press Conference” script.

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    pcolli  almost 3 years ago

    A thousand monkeys at a thousand typewriters will still pick things out of eachother’s fur.

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    P51Strega  almost 3 years ago

    When did the saying get changed? It’s an infinite number of monkeys and typewriters. It’s a reference to the fact that probabilities never go to zero (except in the case of physical impossibilities). Given enough tries (and 1000 isn’t close) random pecking will result in the works of Shakespeare.

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    Nobody_Important  almost 3 years ago

    So true – my Cyrena will sit in front of the computer and might lay in the keyboard, but that’s about all she will do!

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