Boss: To improve employee morale, I'm abolishing vacation time.
Boss: Spending time away from work just makes you hate it more when you have to come back.
The logic of that is inescapable.
And all the chickens said, “Amen!”
Except YOUR vacation, right?
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
You know you’re working in a hellhole when this isn’t funny.
As the father on “Dobie Gillis” often said: “That makes sense. Not to me, but that makes sense.”