Ultimate staring contest: Ninja versus Chuck Norris Ninja: Made you blink! Chuck Norris: I was just squinting with rage!
Yetis quake with fear when they discover Chuck Norris footprints in the snow.
Q: Why does Chuck Norris use his fists and feet?A: Because he couldn’t act his way out of a wet paper bag.
Chuck Norris CAN change the laws of physics…. with his Fists! ; ))
Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he’s never cried.
Chuck Norris doesn’t do push-ups, he pushes the world down.
rocketscientist over 10 years ago
Yetis quake with fear when they discover Chuck Norris footprints in the snow.
runar over 10 years ago
Q: Why does Chuck Norris use his fists and feet?A: Because he couldn’t act his way out of a wet paper bag.
ProfessorKid over 10 years ago
Chuck Norris CAN change the laws of physics…. with his Fists! ; ))
tiny dancer over 10 years ago
Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he’s never cried.
WaffleMonster42 about 7 years ago
Chuck Norris doesn’t do push-ups, he pushes the world down.