Daughter: “Sparkly! Now I’m pooping rainbows! More!” [Child strategy – Recognize that your parents exist to yank your chain and it’s best if you learn quickly to yank back harder.]
Oh! I remember the days of the abhorrent unicorn meat craze! I believe it was back in 2010, wasn’t it?
Ah yes, here it is.
“National Pork Board Attempting To Halt Sales Of Canned Unicorn Meat”: https://consumerist.com/2010/06/national-pork-board-attempting-to-halt-sales-of-canned-unicorn-meat.html
It’s the pony puree and chopped pixies that make it good.
That’s probably very effective, and may work on other things.
Irish Rover is the predominant flavor, with strong hints of Shel Silverstein.
Mmmmmm, tastes like angels tears and paybacks a bitch.
Now she’ll want a “Squatty Potty”.
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