Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for May 19, 2022

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    Three Steps Over Japan  3 months ago

    Daughter: “Sparkly! Now I’m pooping rainbows! More!” [Child strategy – Recognize that your parents exist to yank your chain and it’s best if you learn quickly to yank back harder.]

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    Algolei I  3 months ago

    Oh! I remember the days of the abhorrent unicorn meat craze! I believe it was back in 2010, wasn’t it?

    Ah yes, here it is.

    “National Pork Board Attempting To Halt Sales Of Canned Unicorn Meat”: https://consumerist.com/2010/06/national-pork-board-attempting-to-halt-sales-of-canned-unicorn-meat.html

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    MeGoNow Premium Member 3 months ago

    It’s the pony puree and chopped pixies that make it good.

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    Lady loves a joke  3 months ago

    That’s probably very effective, and may work on other things.

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    tom.amitai  3 months ago

    Irish Rover is the predominant flavor, with strong hints of Shel Silverstein.

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    Buoy  3 months ago

    Mmmmmm, tastes like angels tears and paybacks a bitch.

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    sailor956  3 months ago

    Now she’ll want a “Squatty Potty”.

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