Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for August 09, 2021

Dad: “The point is, we save time on repeating the same thing for all the holidays separately. And as you know, time is money. Which we ain’t got. And, oh yeah, forgot to mention we’ve started auctioning off your kidneys, so I wouldn’t be too concerned about what you’re getting next time.”

The cost savings were rolled over into the new costume.

But was that a “costume-effective” move?

Well, that takes care of all the “gift regret” for another year.

The Easter and Fairy factions outnumbered the Santa faction. Sorry about that!

I wonder why so many Western (Christian and secular) holidays turned into reasons to binge on candy?

Save the costume for a Halloween party.