Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for October 27, 2020
October 25, 2020
October 28, 2020
Transcript:
Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was a metaphor for the transition to womanhood. This is why English teachers are not invited to sleepovers.
toahero over 3 years ago
(WW1, 1915)English General: “What is the plan?”English Lieutenant: “Well, the trenches can be used to-”English Major: “To symbolize man’s emptiness, yes.”
Qiset over 3 years ago
Ok, now this is going to bother me. Was it really such a metaphor?
gammaguy over 3 years ago
“Why did the chicken cross the road?”
Because the “WALK” light turned green.
julie.mason1 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Why did the christian cross himself? Same answer!
mistercatworks over 3 years ago
…to get to the punch line.
Stephen Gilberg over 3 years ago
Normally, you don’t invite any adults to a sleepover, not counting whoever lives at the house in question.
Chris Sherlock over 3 years ago
A bit of a buzzkill, but it makes perfect sense.