Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for February 20, 2017
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Transcript:
The unicorns live in the woods. And, they will only play with you if you're a virgin. What? How would they figure that out? They just know. I can detect an intact hymen at 200 paces. I think I'm done with unicorns. Yeah, they creep me out, too.
It’s not so much magic, as it is having really good hearing and listening for the intact squeaking.