Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for February 17, 2017
I wouldn't want to live forever. First you'd have sex with two partners at once. Then three, then four, and so on. Sure, it'd be fun for awhile. But, eventually you'd hit the biggest number and it'd get pointless. Biggest number? Yeah the biggest number: 1,283 What about 1,284? I want to live! I want to liiiiiive!